Doctors

Yesterday I had a doctor appt to look into why I've been getting such terrible headaches.

Well I didn't get to see my regular doctor since he was full until after the 1st of the year so I got a fill-in, which is fine and well since he was really nice but gahh!

I HATE having to explain to every.single.person you talk to the same story over and over and over again.

Receptionist: Why do you need an appt? *you tell them and they WRITE IT DOWN!*
Nurse: So what's the problem today? *You tell her and she WRITES IT DOWN!!*
Doctor: Reads what nurse wrote and says So what seems to be the matter today? *ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!*

I just watched you read the chart that the nurse wrote and then you ask me again!

So I was already annoyed by that.. and then he starts with the questions.

Well naturally he gets to the last period question? And I'm thinking EFFF cause I know where he's going with this.

So I have to explain to him that my last period was in October and he starts eyeing me like you stupid silly girl naturally you are pregnant! *I get more annoyed*

So then I continue to explain that I know that seems weird but I had a cyst rupture and then bleeding for 1 day and then it's just fine... no pregnancy, just move on already. *him still eyeing me like you stupid silly girl, how could NOT realize that your pregnancy is causing this* *me still annoyed*

So this goes back and forth with me explaining that look I'm not pregnant just trust me on this one. He's not convinced.

So we go through entire appt and he keeps reminding me to make sure to take a test when i get home before I get prescription for migraines filled because NATURALLY YOU ARE PREGNANT!! YAY!! CALL ME IN THE MORNING TO LET ME KNOW!! WOO HOO!!

I sort of expected there to be a little parade and balloons when i opened the door. Annoying!

So then the drive home where I start to think, ya know what if he's just right? What if I accidentally ovulated at a different time and maybe I am pregnant... stupid, stupid girl...

So I get home all the while getting my hopes up with every increasing minute. So I get home and take a test and what should I see......... you guessed it folks BFN!!!!!! Imagine that.

Stupid doctor!

So alls I'm saying is why do doctors always think people are pregnant... or maybe it's just me. I mean i could go in for a sprained ankle and they are all oh well since your pregnant you got dizzy and fell and that's why you hurt your ankle... WHAAAT???

Seriously I know that for 'some people' these things add up to pregnancy. But for an infertile, it doesn't. I know it doesn't. So STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP WITH ALL THIS CONGRATULATIONS TALK, just to be let down again.

Treat me for what I came there for and move on.